And so it begins.

Ahhh, my first blog! I can feel my words-oh my precious, precious words-streaming into the hearts and minds of the literally hundreds, if not thousands of people who are currently using the internet. Everyday!

Now, as you are reading this you may be thinking, “Well, Mr. Gray, first of all thank you! “

“Thank you for taking the time to share your thoughts and opinions with the rest of us here on the internet. It gets lonely here and, by gum, not enough people care to share their every passing notion with us. If only there were more people out there willing to just post some kind of half-assed, ill informed rant or, hell, just send out a message letting us know that you took the kids to Six Flags for the day.”

“ I don’t know, something. Why, if even just a couple of more people were to do that a day, we sure would appreciate it.”

Well, lonely man on the internet, your welcome!

I don’t know what I will be doing here on my little blog post. Probably just show up to shoot the shinola(or is it shit? I always mix those two up). Probably comment on things happening in the news. Maybe throw in my two cents about some pop culture event. Maybe even post my thoughts on the literature, film, or television that has had an impact on me.

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All right, you got me. I’ll probably just talk about my cock a whole lot!